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cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr His link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog is perf MY OVARIES
iwishihadafather: I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG
leonbraqyd: avenging-at-beach-city: cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was
herwhisperisthe-jyp: i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women
urbancatfitters: *panics but in a super chill & casual way*
mechandra:unusual find
dontforcethisgirltostand: gaypee: “hey what’s the date?”“christmas 3rd” THIS LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AS INCORRECT TO ME I READ IT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES THEN I SCROLLED DOWN THEN I WENT
muckkles:working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??”
samandriel: passthecocaine: samandriel: when i saw lincoln, people in the theater were crying when he was assassinated and i was like wtf there is no way you went into that movie not expecting that JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR SPOILERS SPOILER ALERT THE
hungmoney: omfg i was sitting in my kitchen looking at this jar of pickles and it said it had 0 calories and i was like wtf, how can this whole damn jar of pickles have 0 calories and i was like getting pissed cus i couldnt figure it out so i googled
Think about sex when you can’t hold your pee they say. I tried it today and I was like, wtf is sex!!! Idc anymore! I gotta peeeee!!! Ironically, I was studying about sex during that time xD
danisnotonfire: OKAY FOR SOME REASON JOHN BARROWMAN WAS ON MY PLANE DRESSED AS AN AIR HOSTESS GIVING OUT ICE LOLLIES AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND SAID ‘this is now the best day of my life’ AND HE SAID ‘bet you didn’t think Captain Jack Harkness would
aobabe: i like how offended noiz gets over nicknames people give him. “what? i’m not a beansprout." "i’m not a lunatic." "i’m not a maniac." like a true nineteen year old.
omfg so i was about to start those drabbles but then i saw like three people ask for pairings with sei and i’m like who the fuck that.
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
fuckyeahuncharted: nathan-freaking-drake:I got to do some real rock climbing! Granted I was like, 10 feet off the ground. But I learned that holding a gun in one hand and climbing in regular shoes is harder than I thought haha. oh
fiyhi: patron-de-los-santos: mcdamnright: So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp. I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like “No.” well
lolhellno: lolhellno: i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for 迱 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal you’re all going to jail for reblogging this
intensional: magnacarterholygrail: beyoncse: Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance. [GROSS SOBBING] i used to see this gif all the time and i was like wtf that’s a grown woman i thought blue was a baby
writercas: bUT GUYS. I WAS READING A DESTIEL FANFIC DURING SCHOOL ON MY PHONE ON GOOGLE CHROME APP AND I SAW THIS aND I WAS LIKE “wTF?” but i didnt click it until i got home aND I JUST CLICKED IT AND wHY CHROME WHY
team-free-will-and-the-impala: justasimplerachel: ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because pew pew i fucking hate this website
lolhellno: i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for 迱 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal
intensional:magnacarterholygrail: beyoncse: Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance. [GROSS SOBBING] i used to see this gif all the time and i was like wtf that’s a grown woman i thought blue was a baby
amy-issen: IM IN MY ROOM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN MY PRINTER STARTS PRINTING SOMETHING AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND THIS OF ALL THINGS JUS T aND MY SISTER JUST CASUALLY STROLL IN MY ROOM AJD AND JUST THANKS ME AND LEAVES ,?,,,?????????
the-absolute-funniest-posts: iwishihadafather: I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG This post has been featured
deanandsamarebae: itastybubkiss:lighttwoods:still the funniest thing to ever be on the internetaeropostale getting so much promotion i remember this. I was 6 and i was like wtf david cook isbnt even as good as the other david
one-time-i-dreamt: I walked into the kitchen at what seemed like 10 in the morning and six people I didn’t recognise were there and I was like, wtf, why are there sTrAnGeRs iN mY hOuSe, and they just turned and were basically like, oh crap, and five
lolhellno:lolhellno:i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for 迱 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal you’re all going to jail for reblogging this
methlabrador: i just made mac and cheese but it was too hot so i asked my dad for something to cool it down with like ice or something and he just wordlessly took the bowl and walked out and i was like wtf dad and then he walked back in and the bowl
nahshaw: My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was
So I was watching porn, so what, actually hentai, and I don’t normally read the comments unless I wanna know the name to the hentai, and this fucking shocked me. Like wtf is wrong with this person! How the hell is it “acceptable for man to
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
omg my friend did this to me, searched up stoner spelt wrong on immages, then re typed laurel and i was like wtf wtf wtf he got me so bad -.- such a blonde :L
OOHHH my fucking gOD me and my mom are going to the gym and we’re listening to the radio and I swore that the song that came on was going to be ‘Stronger Than You’ for a quick minute because of the beat and I was like wtf The fucking
roderdick-edelstein: GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT the new tumblr mobile update made it so that if you tap a tag on someone’s blog it takes you to the actual tag in tumblr (which is dumb and pointless) if you want to got to the tag on the person’s blog,
cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was like “that’s not what we came for”